Monday, February 23, 2009

Don't Be Offended If I Sleep

All I really need to know about how to live and what to do and how to be I learned in Relief Society.


1. Sleeping in Sacrament meeting is offensive to others and an indicator of your lack of spiritual maturity. But we also believe being offended is a choice. So, which side of this do you fall on?


2. A "good date night" is going to the local high school for the talent show, even if you don't have a child who is in the show or attending the school.



3. When you are dating, don't give out your kisses like pretzels. I thought that's the only thing I could give away. That's what she said.



4. Enable other sisters to remain reliant on you. No pushing sisters into self-reliance. We take dinner to people who have just had a baby because during those nine months they never planned ahead and left the menu from the local pizzaria in plain sight; or called a friend themselves and begged for dinner to be brought in to them.




5. When a sister is injured and her mobility is impaired, arrange rides for her to and from work, the grocery store and doctor's appointments. Using her cell phone requires that she walk across the room, remember she is injured. Again, we want as many blessings as we can get.



6. Always hoarding blessings, do the moving work for sisters. Go above and beyond simply moving boxes into a truck or new home. Pack all household belongings, vacuum, dust, mop and wash every surface. Remember we aim to be self-reliance stealers.

Ahh... so much to learn in RS. What's ahead?? I'll keep notes keep you posted.

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Thursday, February 19, 2009

Anna needs....

My sis-in-law, Elle, blogged about what she needs. She doesn't ask for much. Since her birthday is next week maybe I should give her the virile young man she needs. I'm looking sister, I'm looking.

To play the game you open your favorite search engine, mine is Google. Type "(Your name)" needs and hit enter. It gives you a list of your needs, hilarious. I'm sharing mine with you.

1. Anna needs to think before she speaks....always a good idea.
2. Anna needs to find a toilet...and it better be very clean.
3. Anna needs money....to pay for #4.
4. Anna needs botox...anyone done this? What is it like?
5. Anna needs more coffee...not really, a Diet Coke is what I really need.
6. Anna needs a thorough checkup...Lucky for me it's scheduled for next week.
7. Anna needs to tone it down a bit...I know, I know. Tone it down on the mascara. It's looking very Tammy Faye Baker-ish.

This is what you get when it's a slow blog week. I now tag Andrea, Christie, and Annie to play the game. Have fun.


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Monday, February 16, 2009

Allyg8er my BFF


I hope everyone has a BFF like I do. Alison and I met when we were in Luther Jackson Intermediate School. She was the cute, popular cheerleader and I was the goodie-goodie nerd. Her dad was my first Bishop when my family joined the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints and I spent my teen years hanging out with Alison and wanting to be just like her. There were ski trips, beach outings, stake dances and youth conferences. Things were never dull, even sneaking out the bedroom window together one night, there was a cute boy who was sweet on Alison on the same street. He snuck out late that night as well.


We went to different high schools but the same college. True to form, Alison was involved on campus with student social affairs and had many friends. And true to form, I was still the goodie-goodie nerd, not quite confident with myself and still wanting to be just like Alison. We met our husbands and married while at college then started our families within a few years of each other.


The highlight of my trip to California this month was a long, long overdue evening spent with Alison. As we raise our children and make our way through mortality, I finally find I am just like Alison. We are just trying to do the right things and feed our testimonies with the appropriate nourishment. She doesn't realize the impact she has had on me. I value her and the example she is to me. I love, absolutely love you Alison.



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Sunday, February 15, 2009

Email From My Sister

Julie sent an email detailing her experience at the Draper, Utah Temple open house. While not of interest to everyone, I am impressed by most everything our church undertakes. See for yourself what we are a part of:

We went to the Draper Temple open house on Friday and were amazed at the organization behind this. First, in order to go, we had to "make a reservation". The church was expecting large numbers to come and they were doing all they could to maintain "crowd control". The reservations were scheduled at 20 minute intervals from 8am to 8pm. We received our reservation confirmation and were assigned a parking area at one of three neighboring stake centers (each stake center being assigned a color--red, yellow or blue). We were assigned the blue lot. Once we arrived at the blue lot at our designated time, we were ushered into the gym to sit and wait.

Groups of 20-30 people were then ushered in the Relief Society room to watch a 10-15 minute DVD about the importance of Temples. Following the presentation we boarded a blue bus which took us to the Temple. Once we got off the bus, we walked on a covered & heated pathway to the inside of the Temple. The carpets were covered with plastic runners so we didn't wear little white booties like at some Temple open houses.

It was a self-guided tour. The path through the temple was clearly marked and roped off to keep everyone going the same path through the various rooms. There were signs in each room explaining its purpose and reminding people to whisper to help maintain reverence. The architecture was beautiful. Some of the outer windows are designed with frosted/stained glass. The sego lily is Utah's state flower which is etched in the stained glass and wood finish of the furniture. It is also stenciled into the carpet and chair coverings. The ordinance rooms and celestial room are quite small compared to that of the Salt Lake and Jordan River Temples. This is a smaller Temple like those that President Hinckley wanted to "dot the earth". It is very pretty. The sealing rooms were the last rooms to see before leaving the Temple. At that point we went into a given sealing room. There was an assigned couple there who spoke for a couple minutes on the purpose of that room. It was a very nice way to end the tour. We could feel the spirit of the couple who spoke.


Upon leaving the Temple we again walked under a covered/heated pathway but not the same one we used to enter the Temple. This covered pathway took us to the church building right next to the Temple. In the gym were pictures along all the walls---pictures of all the Temples throughout the world, of the Saviour, etc. There was even a huge slab of carpet covering the gym floor and church music playing in the background. Of course there was refreshments. What's a church function without food??!! At least it wasn't green jello with carrots and red punch!! It was cookies (bakery style) and bottled water. After we were finished in the gym, we exited the opposite side of the gym from where we entered, where we waited under a huge covered/heated area for our assigned colored bus to take us back to the parking lot where we started. It took a little less than 2 hours from the time we arrived at the blue lot until the time we returned to the blue lot. That's not bad at all. We were amazed at the detailed organization and the amount of volunteers to do this. There were volunteers in the parking lots, in the different church buildings, in the Temple, etc. There was even a volunteer on the buses. On the way to the Temple, the volunteer read a 3-5 minute blurb about the construction of the Temple. It was neat. Overall it was a great experience.

We are blessed (and spoiled) to be close to so many Temples in Utah. Many of you are blessed for the sacrifices you make to travel long distances to do the Lord's work. Thanks Julie, wish I could have gone with you. You get to do all the fun things. I'm jealous.

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Let Me Brag for a Minute

Things have been busy around here. Emma stays after school each day until 5:00 which means I drive over to the middle school and pick her up. It's not a bad drive, about 10 miles from home driving over the river and through the woods. I use the 2-lane windy, rural roads. Sometimes I end up driving err... crawling down the road behind someone who drives 30 mph in the 45 mph zones. It gives me more time to listen to talk radio, my favorite pastime when I am driving.


So who's doing the hard work? Hands down, it's Emma. For three months she was the manager of the boy's basketball team. That was a good gig. She hung out with the cute basketball team, kept stats, maintained the equipment and fetched things for the coach and team. Her "eager to please" attitude was most assuredly due to her saintly mother's example. Her managerial stint ended 2 weeks ago.


She instantly determined she wanted to try out for the school volleyball team. Sixty girl's spent two weeks running drills and playing for the coaches. Finally, results of the 12 member team were posted. Emma's name was on that list.





Things are going her way!! And the cherry on top was her report card. Straight A's. Don't worry about the B in French honey, it really could be an A, depending on the grading scale, really that 92 is so so close.


Today the Commenwealth Governor's School applications are due. The application process involves an interview, 4 written tests, submittal of past school work "that you are proud of" , three letters of recommendation and proof of your extracurricular activities. Each requirement in the process is awarded points by the judges. The top 30 scores will be given the opportunity to enroll in the program. If you live through the application process and gain acceptance into the program upon gratuation there will be a very pretty seal on your diploma.


Emma's nervous about her first volleyball game and the Governor's School application. But nerves won't stop her. So keep on keepin' on Emmy, I stand in awe of your determination to do well at everything.

Friday, February 6, 2009

Beautiful but Questionable

After a week on Monterey, California; I thought I would like to live somewhere this beautiful.






I fell in love with the weather. So, so beautiful. The people were friendly and I felt so at home. So I did a little investigating into what changes would be in store for us if we were to move to the west coast.

I could go without a jacket or coat for the rest of my life. I would have a "good-hair day" for the rest of my life because I wouldn't deal with humidity. You know curly hair and humidity don't mix. The average temperatures in Monterey are 57 -78 degrees year round. I could live in a beautiful state and gaze at that beautiful countryside and enjoy all it has to offer. I could have a movie-star for a governor. Ahhh.... Arnold Schwarznegger.





















On the other hand, I would pay almost double in state income taxes. I would deal with all the social ills that befall that gorgeous state. And I could live in a tar-paper shack because that's all we could afford.

I just don't see a move to the west coast happening in the near future. As much as I loved it while I was there, we are staying here for now. Dang it!!

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Say No to Crack


We were pigging out on our mall's upscale Food Court and a 20-something girl sat down at the table next to us and this is what we saw.

Murray, Emma and I laughed, really hard. We thought surely she will fix her pants and cover up her hiney. Nope, not a chance. Emma dared me to walk over and stick a french fry right there. I thought about accepting her dare for a mere second and decided to stay put.
This is one reason low-rider pants are stupid. I read in the newspaper style section that they are "oh so yesterday" and we won't be seeing them in stores this year. I guess she didn't read the fashion report.