I Never Knew

I never knew that men have an unwritten code they must follow when using a public restroom. This new found knowledge made me laugh, really hard. During dinner with friends the conversation turned to the bathroom habits of the men and women.
MEN
-Always go to restroom alone.
-Always leave an empty stall or urinal between you and the next guy. If one isn't
available, leave the restroom and come back later.
-Never, absolutely never talk to other guys in the restroom.
-Under no circumstances do your eyes wander to your right or left while using a urinal.
-Guys don't wash their hands!! Amazingly yucky!






The
menfolk at the table asked why girls always go the the


bathroom in pairs. This is where the differences begin. You see, the girls have a juicy conversation going on and we are perfectly comfortable leaving the table together and talk, talk, talk all the way to the restroom

We count it a great event when we can use side by side stalls, it makes it easier to to "share a square" or two or three. The conversation even continues here, there are some thing that must be said.

While we wash our hands, and yes we always do, we talk about the ruggedly handsome men we are dining with. I'm comforted to know that my hands are clean and my date for the evening won't be exposed to any disease I picked up from the ladies' room.